merry christmas, from the IRB

just came across this doing some catch-up reading. wonderful for anyone who's ever needed to get IRB approval.

Santa meets the IRB

a teaser...

You propose to "know when they are sleeping and know when they are awake". How will this be done? Will children undergo video monitoring in their beds? Will they have sleep EEGs? You list 100 elves as research assistants. Are any of them a sleep physiologist?